Monroe Hips, Poison Lips |
Fake geek girl |
Anonymous asked: DOES POKEMON GO WORK ON THE MOON??? IF SO, CAN I BORROW A ROCKET?
POKEMON GO DOESN’T EVEN WORK ON EARTH RIGHT NOW GODDAM
3oh!3′s lyric “so tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” is better than 21 pilots’ entire discography
HI WHO KNOWS HOW TO POST FROM INSTAGRAM TO A SECONDARY BLOG PLZ HELP
HEY FAM ya gurl is in possession of a bunch of prepaid postcards and lookin for ppl to send em to. If you want a pen pal with a giant sticker collection, slide into my DMs with your address.
Eating fresh cherries, burning sandalwood and a custom carved candle from @enchantmentsnyc, cross stitching my moon phases pattern from my dear friend @junebuganddarlin, waiting for a virtual full moon ritual from @elyssajakim and @alexandraroxo and filled with gratitude for this summer solstice that is still bright and beautiful at 8pm. My ♐️ heart is full to bursting 💖💖💖 #midsummer #fullmoon #witchesofinstagram
Happy midsummer 🌞🌻🌞🌻 I’m flirting with a plant and snapchatting. Follow me at eminor24 to find out if I kiss this baby palm tree
| Me at literally every goalkeeper in any sport: | STAY IN YOUR FUCKING NET |
| Me at Manuel Neuer: | Do whatever you want babe I got u. |
HEY FRIENDS if you saw my posts from this weekend and were like “wtf Emily why are you running around prospect park in a dress and flower crown” IT IS BECAUSE I WAS TAKING PHOTOS FOR MY ETSY SHOP. Also get off my back, let me live. Anyway I’ve spent a lot of time over the past several months learning about tarot and intention-setting and the gd universe and am now SELLING THAT KNOWLEDGE like a good little capitalist. I created the promo code LOLOKAYEMILY (because tbh I know that’s what you’re thinking) for 25% off. Link in bio. ✌️🔮💖👌👯👅🌑
| my friend: | i have to tell you about this new guy |
| me: | he doesn't deserve you but go on |

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